. You are crazy ... Get yourself off home.”Then the foreman sees Mick packing his bag and says “Mick ... where do you think you are going?”Mick ...ays Well I can’t work in the dark can I”?This one is from joevsr‎Valentine’s DayBar Stool #1 “What did you get your wife for Valentine’s Day??Bar Stool #2 “Nothing, She did not use what I got her last year.”Bar Stool #1 “What did you get her last year?”Bar Stool #2 “Cemetery Plots!!”Valentine’s day is the only day you can wear a red “heart-on” and. He withdrew slowly and then slowly pushed back again. I placed a hand on his head to encourage his rise and fall. My other hand was caressing Carol's face and hair as we kissed.I was in sexual heaven and adoring it. Carol had sensed that I would climax soon at this rate so switched the action. She really was in charge and was now naked herself."Come on, lover, I want you in me," she said with a grin.She sat on the edge of the bed and leant back, raising her legs. Jay produced a condom and. ’ I tell her. I walk into the hallway to the linen closet and get her a towel and a fresh bar of soap. Demi walks over to me, hugs me and then continues down the hall to the bathroom. Selena gets up and watches Demi walk into the bathroom and ask she hears the door close, she turns to me. ‘Listen.’ Selena says. ‘Demi was just telling me about how she’s been having trouble… getting herself off while she’s out on tour.’ Selena tells me. ‘Oh that sucks.’ I respond. ‘Yeah, so here, here’s $200.00,. “He’s black and she says that he is about the same size as me but doesn’t have the girth I do.” I revealed.“Black!”“West Indian.”“Wow!” she retorted. “Mum’s gone black!”I laughed.“Having a black guy is on my own to do list,” she said before kissing me.I rolled her onto her back. “Amy Warren you are a very dirty girl.”She laughed and reached down to pull my cock into her. “I’m a bit of a slut, actually, dad,” she said quietly. “And sluts like to be fucked regularly and very hard.”I did just.