I didn’t have any of that.I didn’t know the centerfold of the year was in the passengers seat of a burning car. I saw a need and fixed it.No Good ...eed Goes Unpunished!Just because my punishment is a shorty curvy maroon Redhead with dancers legs and an ass to cause extreme jealousy in her peer group doesn’t mean I was happy about it.That’s not to say I’m unhappy about it ... but I could be happier.So ... I met dear old Dad. Shook his hand and got a hug ... then he tried to buy me off.“It’s. .. that’s a great trick,” I said.By this time Zen had delegated the responsibility of gathering the pile of green to Asia. He appeared in front of me.“No trick ... they’re not from here.” He said, “Although, I found them here.”The first Here was accompanied by an all inclusive sweep of his hand, while the second here meant “Here” ... at this particular place... “So ... you’re not from here. Are you from Europe?”“If, by Europe, you mean the landmass morning ward, across the big water, No.” They. “Go in there and tell a Priest to remove your collar. Be quick about it. If he has any questions, you can show him this pendant.”The guard took off a large pendant that was mounted on a thick silver necklace and handed it to the terrified young woman.“Go in there, find a Priest to remove your collar, and come back out. Very simple instructions, even for a dumb peasant girl like you. I will have your head if you do anything other than what I’ve ordered.”“Yes, Master.”“And take those boots off. When he saw me thinking so much about it, he added: “Hey, I’ll even start giving you oral. I’ll give you the best god damn blow job you have ever had in your sweet life, eh? What say you?I was surprised with the proposal; speechless even, which surely took as hesitation, or maybe even disinterest. His eyes began turning sad, which sunk my heart.“Hell, I’ll shave my beard. I’ll shave my fucking beard! Please, please… please!” he continued.I couldn’t hold it and snorted out a laugh. .