She blushed and said "How do you masterbate? I blushed and responded "Ummm… well… ummm" "I know its a little weird to ask but I've been really fr...strated and my friends make fun of me because I haven't done it yet." Then she sat next to me and cried. I nelt down next to her and grabbed her hand and said "Hey. It's ok! I'll show you if you keep smiling, ok?" She wiped her tears away and hugged me nearly knocking me on my back. She said "Thank you, thank you, thank you! I'll give you anything. He continued to work his big finger deeper into my ass.“Oh I’m going to have you Baby Girl”, he said. “You should try to relax”.“But Daddy, you are so big, and I am so small”, I said, true concern in my voice.By now his finger was knuckle deep in my ass and he began to slide it back out again.“That’s what is going to make it so good”, he said.Soon his finger was joined by a second and I could feel a little pain from the stretching of my asshole. On one of his downstrokes, I grunted, but pushed. . Sh-shit, Caleb this isn't what it lo-looks like!" she started stammering, terrified at what I surely thought."Um..." I played the role of surprise well. "Was... Kermit just... Eating you out?" No!" she screamed, jumping up out of bed to come closer to me. "I mean... Yes. But I was asleep! I didn't even know!" she came over to me, grabbing my arms in a pleading motion."But... I walked in. And you were awake..." I continued to torture her."Well yeah, I JUST woke up when I-..." her voice trailed. The carpet is that annoying industrial grade gray that you are sick of. You calmly contemplate your vacation as you move towards the exit.You've always been dying to go to the beach. Perhaps this year is the year that you finally head off to Maui like you promised yourself. You can almost taste the salty air, and smell the suntan lotion on hot beach babes. A brief fantasy fills your head involving two hot gals sitting next to each other, wearing teeny tiny thong bathing suits, touching each.