Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven?If there are, will I have to apologize?Dear God: Here is a list ofjust some of the things I must rememberto be a...good Dog:1. I will not eat the cat’s food before he eatsit or after he throws it up.2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish,crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.3. The sofa is not a ‘face towel’.4. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.5. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’sunderwear when he’s on the toilet.6. Sticking. " Big Ben saw the lonely girl in me who needs a man to love her. He reached out and took me in his arms and stepped forward and kissed me hard on the lips. His big cock dangled against my hard clitty dick and I was ready to be fucked by my new lover, immediately. "I'll be glad to treat you like a little girlfriend, Courtney. And Jen can give you pointers on being a girl and teach you to dance as a stripper for men. You'll have a great time with both of us, no strings attached. You can still. It is time to use them now to give back, to lead, to love, and to teach others to love. Spend your gifts wisely and discover the joy that The One has reserved only for you.”Spinning in ecstasy, Carl shouted his agreement and promise to give back just as he’d been given. When he looked around, the Angel had gone but his words repeated themselves to Carl, so he knew they were real and true and safe.Starting out again, Carl understood that he had to reach the far side of the valley. Something. The most painful experience I have ever felt....and his dick head was the only thing in my ass. I thought to myself,"Oh my God, please don't hurt me!" I wanted to say it but had too much dick in my mouth. Then Mike slid the rest of his juicy thick cock in my ass. I let out a big whimper,"Ohhhhh". It hurt so bad, I was almost crying. Mike was pounding away, sliding in and out vigorously. I could feel his balls slapping against mine from behind. He was moaning and grunting, wrapping both hands.