"There's no need for a divorce. Come with me". I led her into our office and I sat down in front of the computer and started clicking to the files I h...d hidden. She stood with her arms crossed and stared at me impatiently. Finally I had the folder I wanted. This was the moment I had been dreading, but at the same time I was relieved to have it come out into the open. I opened the folder which was full of photos and started a slideshow. There it was on the screen in full display for my wife to. They arewhite, the wedges, and I look like I'm wearing some kind of crazy highfashion boots.The skinsuit will tell the other contestants, and now the world... I amofficially on the sissy road.Time for dinner I guess. I might as well get this over with, and I amvery hungry.On the wall, within the red velvet wallpaper, a faded yellow arrowappears, then more appear, pointing the way, I assume, to the diningroom. Even the most mundane of inanimate objects is special in thishouse, can be. You get depressed after one day of cloudy weather.You think that formal wear is ironed denim.North means "mountains to the left;" south is "mountains to the right; and east and west are where all those morons keep moving in from.You go anywhere else on the planet and the air feels "sticky" and you notice the sky is no longer blue.You consider a three-piece suit to be a pair of shorts, a sweatshirt, and Birkenstocks.Your bridal registry is at REI (you know, the Superstore off Speer!).You can run. I didn't waste any time." Cathy I saw you yesterday in the mall with that man." She looked shocked and nervous. "Don't deny it. I was there." Her expression change quickly to one of anger." That's nothing, he's just a friend. What the fucks it got to do with you?" I shook my head in disapproval. "Remember I've got one of those mobiles that can take pictures. Well yesterday I found a use for it." I produced the phone showing three different digital pictures of Cathy and the man appearing to kiss.