We got to the car and started heading to the concert. We arrived at the concert about an hour or so before the event so we could find our seats. We sa...g and danced at the concert, but it was after the concert when the fun really began.When the concert was over, we went backstage and met Taylor Swift. A group of us were talking and I said I had a busy day the next day. Lauren told me she wanted to stay longer so I left and her and Taylor continued to talk.The rest of this story is what Lauren. Now it's my turn."(I love this part) The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."This one is compliments of kilocyclesExcuse meA man enters a hotel lobby. As he runs to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does, his elbow hits her breast.They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room. Beth was a perfect Lady. Her manners were irreproachable. She had all the attributes of that female that I had been putting on a pedestal all of my life. There was a glaring factor there that I certainly would never admit to and she probably was unaware of. We were both very sexually inhibited. It was easy to deny that inhibition by chalking it up to "what was proper."We dated that summer with not much than a French kiss between us. I would be too embarrassed to display my passion and my animal. Even your ass."God, she was pathetic. What a doormat.Disgusted, I jerked my legs down and stood up, smoothing the wrinkles out of my skirt. "Sounds like fun. Too bad I'm not a dyke."Tears welled in the poor things eyes. I tried to resist, but couldn't. "You are such a crybaby. Follow me," I said.She sniffed and wiped away her tears. "What?" Come on. Let's go to the bathroom and settle this once and for all."The look of shock on her face sent shivers down my spine. The little puppy dog trailed.