“She always fusses like that when she is hungry.’ Gloria explained. ‘I could feed her if you like,’ I replied. Blushing Gloria said ‘Umm n... you can’t. I breast feed her.’ Laughing a hurried reply, ‘I guess I can’t help with that can I?’ ‘Sometimes I miss a helping hand,’ she sighed. ‘Anything I can do to help you just let me know,’ I offered. ‘Well…if you really mean it, I could use a hand getting everything home, then a 20 minute nap after I feed Katie would be great,’ Gloria beamed. We. Besides, maybe one day...Crawling out of bed, Jim's eyes wandered to Anita's firm little ass, and he gave it a light but playful swat, adding, "Hmm, nice ass, Girl! Can I play with you for a while? I'm tired of playing with myself... " It was an old cliche, but had gained new meaning over the weekend. He patted her butt one more time."Umm, I'd watch what you're smacking, Buddy! Last time you did that, you almost lost your manhood. Next time, you might not get off so lucky!" Oh, knowing you,. She pulled her head back from mine and said ‘ I Luves ya Leigh!’ her speech slightly slurred. I looked at her and said smiling ‘ I know you do.’ We continued or dirty dance for a little longer until our buzz was too much to handle, using each other for leverage to make it to the table. A good friend brought us home, we never got laid that night. Seven years have passed now as I sit in front of my friend daydreaming about her and the naughty things I would love to do. ‘Leigh’ ‘LEIGH!’ I looked. “You two look like stars in some television show made in Texas or Arizona - dressed like that.”I was laughing at that, when I asked her, “They won’t be asking a lot of questions this time, will they?”“No, this is just a swearing-in ceremony of two famous deputies. They told me they’ll add their own commentary before they put it on the air. I’m glad you guys are wearing your guns. I want everyone to know - we’re fully armed and ready here in Collins County. Now - I need your badges, so I can pin.