“Well, there is some news. I will be here only another week, my friends. I am told that the good brothers of Mount Athos need my guidance. It seems ...hey have found a manuscript of questionable origin. I have been asked to advise them.”“It will be a sad day when you leave Agios Nikolaos Anapafsas,” Andrew said. “We are wondering about the stranger with the injured hand who was in the village this week. Has he, indeed, been visiting the monasteries?”“Ah, him. I have seen him. It would not. Then again I heard two unfamiliar male voices speaking back to her. I went on out into the kitchen and found my wife standing in the kitchen, dressed only in her little cami top, hose, garters, and panties. (Now my wife is a very small, petite woman who stands only 5'3" tall, has very small 32A breasts, and weighs only about 96 lbs, soaking wet.) She was talking to two huge black men, who had already removed their coats and were eyeing her hungrily. I came on out and she noticed me and turned. “I dunno Ted,” Tommy says, “I ent ad a wench let alone be buggered.”“You refusing an order from thee driver?” Ted asks, “Sacking offense is that.”“Now hang on!” Tommy proested, “Buggery’s bloody illegal!”“I’ll tell they as thee let water down and never looked out for signals, told I to get stuffed and made I shovel coal as thee were too knackered to do on’t.” Ted warned.“Thee’s a nasty bugger,” says Tommy as train picked up speed down bank, “But I ‘ant no choice ‘as I.”Well loco were blowing. Gotcha you pervert I thought, then I high tailed it back home.I don't know if he saw who it was or not, but it didn't matter. Next morning at school I looked up his e-mail account address and fired off a short message enclosing a copy of the best picture and then waited for his reply.What you want man?" he said threateningly, "I'm going to beat you to a pulp if you cause me any trouble." Good idea Wayne," I said more confidently than I felt, "then everybody will know what a pervert you are when.