Now it is time to go. You phone for a cab and it is at the front of your house in minutes. You direct the driver to the hotel,feeling nervous on the j...urney, you arrive and pay off the taxi. The automatic doors swing open and you go straight to reception and ask for your man. Within a couple of minutes he emerges from the lift and for the very first time, you lay eyes on each other. He walks towards you, his eyes never leaving yours. He stands in front of you and you have to look up, He is. "Right."I reached down to the grass and grabbed a long balloon of my own.She ran.I chased her and smacked her on the head. We giggled as we jabbed, slashed, and parried around the garden. People were staring at us, but I didn't care. We battled across the lawn, over the patio, and into the living room. I fought her into a corner, shielded from view from the garden.We stopped hitting each other and panted, out of breath.For a second, we paused. Then Jenna hit me in the face with her. The judge merely asked me if I did it, and I said yes. That wasit. The only upside to the entire tragedy is that the judge said that shewould withhold my felony conviction if I completed my five year sentence.Great. I'll be 22 by the time this is over. I screwed up bad, and now I'mgoing to be a girl, or at the very least, look like one, for five longyears. My life is starting to suck and it doesn't look like it's going toget any better.At dinner nobody said a word about it, and I managed to eat. I have always fancied anal sex but Alun does not. He is not convinced he would like it, so it looks like I am going to remain an anal virgin.My birthday was coming up and I told him that I wanted something special, the Turkish waiter type of special. I told him what I fancied.Well unbeknown to me he placed an advert in a swingers web site and told me he had it all in hand. My birthday soon arrived and I was so excited, would it be the Turkish waiter or some other stud? Alun told me to go.