"Come in" said Helen as she opened the door to us, "doesn't he look lovely tonight"She led the way down to the dungeon I remembered from last time we ...ad visited and produced a length of rope. Instructing me to place my hands together behind my back she quickly tied my wrists together before lying me on the floor and tying the other end tightly to my ankles leaving me in a strict hog tie which forced the plug in deeper. Seeing me wince she investigated and pumped the plug bigger still before. “Let's trade places,” she said.Alyssa climbed back into the tub as I lay back on the deck. Slowly she licked her way down my belly, stopped at times to smile at me. She covered me with soft kisses, then pulled off my trunks. My cock nearly bounced off her face, it was so happy to see her.“Well, hello there,” she said, and blew on the head of my cock. I kept my hands behind my head, watching her lean down to take quick licks on the head of my cock, then the shaft. Soon she was tracing the length. I felt embarrassed.I was taken back by this. I just walked out of her house. After this incident, I didn’t speak to her. She didn’t come to my house for a week. No messaging also. I didn’t have the courage to face her. I didn’t go to her house. We didn’t play badminton together. After 2 weeks, she texted me.I didn’t reply. I did not want to. She kept texting me. She came to my house to speak with my mom, I just went to my room and didn’t even look at her. The next day, she texted me that she. Being plain spoken, they are inclined to call a spade a spade!”The Mother Superior drew herself up to her full 5 foot height, and returned, “You know that’s bullshit! They call it a fucking shovel!”More from St John‎ Jokes“Hey, Domino’s. I got your pizza and there ain’t any toppings ... no nothin’ ... it’s like only just bread!” “Please give us your phone number and street address”. “Never mind ... I opened the box upside down!”My neighbour. She’s single. She’s shapely. She’s beautiful and she.