This turned me on even more and my cock gently began to harden. The lady dropped the camera view taking in my increasingly erect penis on the film.I...drew my hand up the inside of Lucy's leg, over her stocking and up to the exposed white flesh above the stocking. I gently reached up her dress to her knickers and pressed the palm of my hand against the outline of her vagina through her knickers. Lucy gasped and her face flushed red. She responded by pressing against my hand.Lucy lifted her. Although I’d won in February, this was so much better than that first adventure, and it was a rush I knew I would just had to have from time to time. Patrick got just the gloomiest look on his face, poor dear, now that he was a career 0 for 2 in our little erotic bets. But I’ll turn this over to Patrick now. * * * * * In the NFL an official would have thrown a flag at Roberta’s egregious touchdown dance. But here in our living room there was nothing I could do about it. Man, this sucked! I was. ”Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate them.These are compliments of mario marioA friend of mine recently showed me the plans for an invisible airplane.To be honest I can’t see it taking off.Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout:“Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!”A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The monks. “So you weren’t unfaithful.” “But I was, Kevin.” “I was here, Karla. I knew. Hell, I saw it. And I saw your passion.” “Nobody’s supposed to fuck me but you.” “Who says that?” “Everybody! Anybody with any sense.” “What they say is that you’re not supposed to cheat. You didn’t cheat. You weren’t unfaithful. You didn’t deceive me. You didn’t do it to hurt me. You’re not looking for somebody to replace me. Right?” “Right. But,…” He interrupted her. “You held my hand while you were riding him..