In your pamphlet, every copy of which we will destroy, you criticised our excellent programme for curing male delinquency by the use of female hormone.... You wilfully ignored the evidence that this programme has dramatically reduced the incidence of all categories of crime because you cannot accept that society cares for all its members, however vile their behaviour might be." You know that you are also an enemy of society and therefore in our eyes a criminal, but believe yourself to be in a. So... try to emphasize the sex appeal tomorrow, OK?"I couldn't believe that here in the 21st century... it is the 21st century right?... ever since 2000 I have been a little confused... and that kind of sexist attitude is not only out of date but downright illegal, right??Mom was waiting to pick me up, and when I got in the car I spilled out everything in one long outburst... not making the team... another tryout... and the sex appeal comment. When I finished, Mom calmly as always, gave me a. That night in bed, Margaret - my wife - seemed particularly clingy and affectionate so I thought that I would try my luck as our sex life had been virtually non-existent for ages. After kissing and cuddling for a bit, I slid my exploring hand downwards to find that she had left off her knickers - an almost unknown occurrence - and on further exploring I discovered that she was absolutely wringing wet. Bearing in mind that her lack of lubrication had been a limiting factor in our physical. ”She smiled.“Good. I’d like you to meet someone. Our guardian angel on the ground.”Leonie got up and, mindful of the fact she would be judged differently for the way she greeted me, extended her hand. I shook it. Somehow we managed to hug by just shaking hands. It took us a while.“We’ve met before. Great work, Carstairs! Any landing you walk away from is a good one, but this was fantastic.”“Ahem ... We do have one problem,” said one of the men in suits. “Someone died.”“The pilot? He was dead.