Are you DTF?" I didn't know what DTF was. Not to look ignorant by asking her, I Googled it, "Down to fuck." Holy Shit. Hell yes I am. It was three mon...hs ago I broke up with my girlfriend, but it was SIX months since I last got laid. You could say I was a little bit backed up. I casually responded, "Yes I am. Care to go for a drink?" "I don't need a drink. I just need to get laid... now ;)" Wow this seemed too easy. But the way Andrew talked about Tinder, he had me believing it was always this. ” She said, running her hands across my shoulders, and she left.I had a feeling she was going to find her a girl of her own with whom to share her love. Mom briefly broke our kiss as she watched Amara leave.“She seems so well adjusted. It’s hard to believe she’s a millennia old genie!”“I still have trouble believing it myself sometimes.”Mom pressed her lips to mine again, this time with more passionate intent. While returning the kiss with equal fervour, I stood up, supporting my mother’s. “You found him, sister?”“He was dressing a huge buck for his future wife,” Black Feather responded. “One shot to the heart.”“He has always had keen eyes,” Swift Mouse answered, adding a giggle.Thorn beat on the wigwam’s door. Chief Broken Horn and my father stepped out of the Dreamer’s hut. Both wore a full headdress with many eagle feathers. Each warrior stood to his full height, looking splendid in their best clothes. Their bulky bodies blocked any view inside the hut.“Snow Owl are you ready. "A Christmas Eve without Santa would be the worst thing mankind could do to this world, and this would give rise to my brother to rule the world. The Trickster would be unleashed! Only the pure in heart, which are mostly children, will escape the disaster."The court got quiet for a moment, but being federal bureaucrats, they couldn't change their minds.Laughter could be heard outside of the courthouse.That night, Santa sat all alone in the federal detention center's solitary confinement cell,.