I begged her not tomake me go out but she insisted, reminding me I had promised to obeyher."But I can't," I pleaded. "I've never spoken to anyone outs...de. They'llpick me in an instant." You really are a scaredy-cat, aren't you? Look, we just fooled yourmother. You spoke so like a girl. She may be blind but she's not deaf. Iwas amazed how girly you sounded. You just have to do more of the same.Anyway, I promise you I won't put you in any situations where you haveto say very much."So I acquiesced. " Good," Jackie said, "Because she's a really nice girl and she's been a great roommate. Plus, she's going to be so happy that I found someone since she's always trying to get me to go out."We tiptoed through the living room to her bedroom, and just as we opened the door, we heard, "Is that you, Jackie?"Jackie replied, "Yes, it's me. Sorry about the late hour, but we were just now able to get out of Dennis' office parking lot." Okay, see you in the morning," she replied groggily.As we started. That is also irrelevant, and scoundrels are found in both parties, anyways. In any event, this is the story of when I fucked the President."Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America," President Shirley Stevens said closing her prime time Oval Office Address to the country about getting involved in yet another war in the Middle East."And we're out!" The Director said, letting her know the cameras were now off. After a quick after-address briefing, everyone started leaving the room. "Chris,. I happily agreed, he winked at me and said ‘you will have fun’ Well I still dint know that he had seen the notification off my phone. After the meeting and office, we decided that my colleague will pick me up from the hotel around 10 and we would drive up to the bar. This bar was quite close to the hotel I was staying in. It was a good place. Nice music, lots of drinking options. I started off with a beer and he had the same. We had some casual talks and it was turning out to be fun. I went to.