He looked up instinctively to see if Hairy or Doody had dropped it on him from the upstairs window. As he looked up, another one landed on the bridge ...f his nose and balanced there precariously. Herman grabbed the condom from his nose and looked at it. The foil package was like any other condom he had seen, however the words on the package struck him like a thunderbolt. ‘Come to Wantsfox Conservatory.’ Herman’s face turned beet red. ‘Sonsabitches!’ He yelled. ‘He ain’t fucking going!’ Herman. Anyway, we made a date to meet at the cafe near the university at three.” “Okay, so what’s the problem?” “He’s expecting Tracy, I mean me, the way he met me, the way I was last night, you know, dressed and all.” “Oh, that’s right. Well, it looks like you’re going to get even more practice going out dressed.” “No, I can’t! This is where I live, where I hang out. And in the daytime! I just can’t do it. It’s too much, too soon.” “You could call and cancel.” “But I don’t really want to do. 'Sorry,' he apologized red-faced." A few moments later I suggested he might want to come over for a drink.Norm wasn't going to be home but I didn't tell Alex that. i knew his wife was away, too." "We both needed to clean up but I was still barefoot just in my satin robe after a shower when the doorbell rang. We sat on the sofa sipping Manhattans that I had made up before my shower. Finally Alex screwed up his courage and said, 'I kinda liked what I saw out there.' I showed him a better view. We were wondering if you could tell us a bit more about your parties?" Ellen said in her work voice. "Well we have a party at least once a month. We can cater for up to twenty couples, but usually I'd say we average fifteen. We have strict rules we all adhere to. There is no pressure for you to participate. You either do or you probably won't come back we have found. We charge ten dollars a person, just to cover costs. My husband and I don't do this to make a profit. We want to make friends,.