✧ ✧ ✧What’s worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?Finding out it was traced.✧ ✧ ✧What did Cinderella do...when she got to the ball?She gagged.✧ ✧ ✧What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?A hockey player showers after 3 periods.✧ ✧ ✧What’s does Donald Trump’s hair and a thong have in common?They both barely cover the asshole.✧ ✧ ✧I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.✧ ✧ ✧What do a. One had a child whose father was listed as "unknown, definitely Caucasian, probably French" while his records showed that she had been service by a visiting French businessman, but had then menstruated and after that he thought she had been impregnated by an Arab diplomat. Evidently she had bled a little after conceiving and then been taken by the Arab when she was already pregnant. Another child attributed to a visitor was actually the offspring of the old Emir, who must have used the girl. He had arrived I was like a kid on Christmas morning watching him come up my stairs he was beautiful chiseled chin, nice chocolate colored skin, dread locks, and sexy brown eyes. I was in awe. He was a beautiful man and the fun was just about to begin...He came into my house and we sat down on my famous couch. I then leaned over and lifted his shirt up and admired his 6-pack as I begin to kiss his chest and lick and suck his nipples oh god how I enjoyed. I moved down and undid his pants and. I lean my lips close to hers and tease her into trying to kiss me. “Admit you want to fuck or I’ll stop,” I command her. She leans closer to me and tries to kiss me, but I pull away from her. “You admit it or I’ll stop.” I slide my hands up her thighs and get a good, tight handful of her ass. “I’m about to fuck you into oblivion,” I groan. “You fucking better,” she seductively encourages. She puts both her hands on the back of my neck and pulls me closer to her. Our bodies smash together.