ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA ... FLOOR.2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HA...E MONKEYS AND APES?4. THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE.5. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF- HELP SECTION? SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.6. WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?7. IF A DEAF CHILD SIGNS SWEAR WORDS, DOES HIS MOTHER. “Oh god! I would, I would love to. Of course I would…” I stuttered out.“But you have company?” He raised a knowing eyebrow.“No, no. No one is here. Well, not yet anyway!” “Oh I see! Who is it then? What are you up to? Not that hung guy?” His eyes widened.“Well yes actually, It is that hung guy but he is very particular. He only allowed you to watch from behind the screen that one time. He doesn’t want you here today, I’m sorry.”“Oh come on, can’t I just wait quietly until you are done? It’s a. So I'd left it. I was not overly hairy, my pubes are fine and straight and don't really hide all that much. But such are the little quirks we have and I felt somehow 'covered' by them. I quickly ran as hand over my mons to assure myself I was clean and dry and sat back down on my towel ( one of the do's on the information sheet said that one ALWAYS sat on a towel ) I was naked! Outside in the sunshine and naked! True, I was all alone... but what an exhilaration I felt. I literally could not sit. She looks at you, knowing that you feel you're missing out. She motions you over and you obediently abide. She pulls you towards her face, making you lick her pussy's juice off her lips, knowing that makes you want more. But then, with all my pre-cum on her tits she pulls me up, bringing my cock a hair away from your lips, before pushing you down to her tits and makes you start licking them, cleaning my sweet pre-cum from her hard nipples. Meanwhile she takes my cock in her mouth, feverishly.