"What is that object?"The hag cackled. "The kingdom of Delphia has known me as The Witch of the Wood for generations! You are actually the first to da...e ask my name in these last two hundred years! You may call me Lady Amanda." The tiny hag pulled the now dark panel down to click it in place over the section with all the squares. "This is knowledge!" she announced excitedly. "The ancients called it a laptop. This ancient wonder contains more medical information then all the healers in every. Fine, I said, I will be doing a few chores and errands. When I returned to the house, a couple of hours later, Amy was sitting on the swing on the back porch. It looked like she had been crying, and she was still in her robe. I sat down with her and asked Whats wrong? Oh, nothing majors. Busters and I dont always agree on some things. Itll be ok then she started to sniffle again. I moved over and put my arms around her to console her. She snuggled closer and said you are a nice man. We stayed. One of the rules is that I have to tell her while I’m fucking her, so recently I told her about this. I knew she might be reluctant but when I whispered it into her ear while I was fucking her, she got so fucking creamy and wet it sounded like stirring mac and cheese. So who knows, it might just come true. Here is the story:We finally get away from our spouses for a night and decide to go out of town for an adventure. I researched a few places to go and found one spot that I thought we would. •It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). •It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations... Greetings "How the fuck are ya?" Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer." Resignation "Oh, fuck.