But Idecided to go along and see where this went."I'm a genie," she remarked flatly. "I live - or something like live - inthe carpet. I know, I know... most genies are supposed to live in bottles.But believe me, carpets are much more interesting. Lots of stuff going onin a carpet."I frankly didn't know what to say at that."Okay, I'm assuming you're not stupid. Actually, I can read your mind,sort of, so I know you're not stupid. But for clarification, you getthree wishes. Now, I could go. ”Marti tries to smooth things over with her unsophisticated aunt.“I was just fooling around with a new way to drink the beer with my college friends.”“More like an educated fool.”“The fact remains young lady your party habits are unladylike, disturbing and disgusting!”Marti gave her aunt a cute pout. “I’m sorry auntie I will be a better girl in the future.”Aunt Jessica slammed her fist down on the top of the desk with her computer and printer to show her displeasure.“I’m afraid sorry isn’t good. ”“She might, but does she know the emotional cost it had on you?” Ethan pressed.“I thought you didn’t know what this was about?”“They gave me the gist, just not the specifics, which I’m still eager to learn.”“As am I,” Toni said from the screen of the laptop. “I’d love to hear what his newest additions are saying about it. All I know, is that his mother had a mild case of depression and his father drank occasionally.”“Hardly,” Sweizzr said. “His mother was unable to function for most of his. ."Oh shit! My mouth ran away from me as I realised that I had blown mycover."You kissed a girl in junior high? What did it feel like?" Christenlooked slightly apprehensive."Ummm... her lips were very sweet." I paused wanting, needing, to knowher response.She smiled, looked down, and bit her lip. When she looked up there was ahunger in her eyes that I had seen in some of my prior girl friends."I have a slight confession. I am bi-sexual, and when I was at MIT I hada long term girl friend. Her.