He was moaning and groaning then all off a sudden stop he said. He pulled me up to his face and started kissing my neck and then my lips he then he pu...led me on top of him and I pushed his cock Inside my pussy It was so tight and wet and I put my knees up and pushed on his chest whilst I bounced on his cock we were both moaning so loud It felt amazing and was going so deep I dug my nails Into his chest as It was that Intense we were going for about 15 minutes when he pushed me off and said Bend. I want to play with my clit, tickle my pussy--I'm so goddamned excited I want to orgasm right now!"You look very tense!" Mildred murmured. Doris nodded, then swallowed."You're ready to watch the discipline--is that what's exciting you?" Y-yes, partly--and--" Doris hesitated.Mildred nodded in understanding. "This afternoon--the electrodes haven't worn off--"Doris was startled. "You--you know?"Mildred nodded again. "I know about Basil's tests." She gave a short laugh. "Well have to see what we. I felt spent but I was in sex heaven with the two women I love the most.We rested all three of us exhausted by the giving and taking of sexual pleasure it was past midnight when we climbed the stairs to bed Lyn and I kissed Mom goodnight watching as she made her way to bed.Lyn took my hand whispering I hope you are not tired we have some unfinished pleasure to resolveLye kissed me sliding my nightie from my shoulders I lay on the bed legs apart watching as Lyn undressed I felt her hand on my. .. any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color.