She was sitting up in the bed and had the TV on to catch the morning news. "Do you realize this is the first time the TV has been on in our relationsh...p?" I said."I never thought about it, but when have we had time?" she replied.I kissed her and handed her the coffee. I told her the danish would be ready in about fifteen minutes. I went back into the kitchen, grabbed my coffee and opened the patio doors. It was a beautiful morning. I sat down and just enjoyed the birds and the trees. I was deep. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.I still don't think I looked that bad.Apolitical AphorismsIf God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.~Jay Leno~The problem with political jokes is they get elected.~Henry Cate, VII~We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office~Aesop~If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.~Will Rogers~Politicians. Frank discussion was going b/w us and I praised her beauty and sexyness openly and she liked it also andThen she said that : yarr tum bhi tu itny hot ho .. Main ny kaha ky thnx for your compliments… tu uss ny kaha k mujh m kia zaida pasand hy tum ko? Main ny kaha ky sach I main yarr ur boobs are supreme.. Tu she laughed and said acha uss time us ka dupatta half cover kia huwa tha uss ka chest main ny kaha ky yarr dekh loon dupatta hata kr?? She said looo dekh loo aur uss ny apna dupatta hata. .I mean... Sometimes..."He nervously shifted his eyes from side to side."Hmm... Only sometimes?"I narrowed my eyes at him."I-I-I mean - I am God! The greatest ever!"He declared smugly."So are you the same God who claims to be omnipotent?"I asked."Hey, I have no trouble keeping it up! Just ask your mum! I can fuck her in the ass all night without ever losing it!"He sneered."Omnipotent means you can do literally anything, idiot."I sighed to correct him."Oh, er, I mean - duh! I knew that! Of.