“Exactly. You know that we have your best interests at heart. That is a relationship built on trust,” she explained.“That’s sweet and all, but...what about that, means shoving a giant dildo up your ass?” Tiffany grabbed a two-ended dildo off the wall and let it flop around. It provided a little levity, but I could tell it wasn’t time for levity right then.“There are elements of my training that are probably better left for another time.” Mom didn’t address Tiffany’s question.“Training? What are. That's right, hooves. In case you hadn't guessed, I'm Pan. You know, the god of wine, women, and song, though not necessarily in that order. And men, too.For the record, ambrosia lets you age REALLY well. I'd tell you to try it, but we have enough immortals crowded in Olympus right now. Seriously, the place is so packed, we're scrunched in like a Picasso painting. Of course, I'm used to more open surroundings, so it's probably the claustrophobia talking. But, getting back to me. My fur's still. .., um ... a festive dinner. - It's true. I think well we can accommodate your family the 17th June. You said you want to be their dinner. We would be happy to arrange this. Your girls from sushi temple gets always first priority, as you are a part of the restaurant. We have almost always at least one Nyotaimori sow on the menu. I regret to have to call you sow, but it is your designation here in the gourmet temple, where you have consented to be on the menu.Well, first you must sign a contract. At least he'd offered me the soft seat in his office."I can't do any work at the moment, I'm still in too much pain. You can't make me work!" I thought they'd explained all that to you at the prison. While you are an apprentice, I can and will punish you if you do not work or for any other misdemeanour and if that fails, I can send you back for another round on the whipping machine. For the next year or for however long it takes to complete your apprenticeship, you do exactly as you are told,.