"Excuse, me, I said. Are you guys ever going to order?"Alice looked at me and said, "They already did, Hon. It should be ready real soon." Well, I'd l...ke something, too. Considering how I was starving and almost dead just a few hours ago." That's OK. Wait till I get everyone's food and then I'll get you a menu."I was all set to complain when Walt came over and put a huge plate with an even huger piece of prime rib in front on me. I could see the waves of heat rising from it. Then he put down a. ." You were a very good friend..." I really wish I could be happy..." Oh, God!" she cried. "No, you can't!"She snatched up her purse, which was lying on the bed, and quickly dugout her cell. She dialed 9-1-1, saying aloud, "Stay calm. Have to staycalm."The emergency operator came on immediately."I want to report a suicide attempt," she said, her voice quivering. "Right now?" Yes, right now. He just e-mailed me a suicide note." Are you sure, miss?" Of course I'm sure!" she shrieked. "You have to. " I'll take that as a yes. You can call me Eileen. I'll call you Steve and Bobby, or whatever I damn well please at the time. Are we cool?"Both Steve and I nodded with some apprehension before I added:"Yeah, positively; but listen, I'm in a bit of a spot, I'm sure you'll have noticed by now. So could you lend a hand, or should we just be on our way 'cause the clock's ticking and-" I don't like that tone. I didn't hear you say 'please'." Right, sure. Please?"She beamed with a smile and said:"I. Laying there, I looked over to Isaac and his father. Both were still staring at us. Then I heard Piper say, “What?”“Don’t you think that you should put something on girls?”“Why? It isn’t as if both of you haven’t seen us naked before.”“When did Isaac see you naked?” Mr Johnson asked.“We were in the bathroom earlier today and forgot to lock the door. He came in and saw us both like this so it’s nothing new for him.”“Oh, right.”“When did you see them naked dad?” Isaac asked.“Piper was a little.