Just know, the monster that lives at the very most bottom level of pandora's box isn't Cthulhu,... No, the monster that lives at that level Is the pre...tiest pink and flawlessly shaped clit you have ever seen, & as a man you just can not help but WANT to please it, worship it, until that clit becomes your God,... and once that happens (if your a cuckold) you might as well have sold your soul to the Devil on his most mischievous day,..."-A. Richard Skinner May 10th 2020 (Mothers Day)Let's go. What has gotten into you today?Nothing much, just wanted to see if they still have the effect on a man as they once did, that’s all. I placed the weight bar back and grabbed my sister’s hand and we walked over to the steam room. Cranking the steam up I opened the door and told my sister let’s get a steam and talk. Grabbing a few towels we went in and I got the room steamy pretty quick. Looking at the door window no one could now look in and see us. Also there is a lock on the inside so. I'm a slut and don't care, because I know that most guys are just horny cheating bastards that will fuck anything if it don't cause problems at home. And while men say they don't respect sluts, it never stops them from fucking us.So one day, my BF says lets go to the movies this afternoon. There's a small theatre in our neighborhood. We get there, get a few soft drinks and head into the balcony, in the more back rows. This is an afternoon movie, so there's very few people in the theatre. Can't. I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"The Englishman replied,"Awfully sporting of your mother, old chap!"This one is compliments of Misguided ChildA businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, ' Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so.