I just know it!Mother says it takes a lot of practice, but men and women can climax at the same time, and she says that's the best kind. I believe her... and if it's better than what I felt with the vibrator (which I named David Junior, by the way), I will absolutely die when we come together.Oh, Davy. It felt soooo gooood. I couldn't stop it was soooo goooood. I felt like my insides were rolling around like I was in the wave pool at the adventure park. But the end was amazing. It started between. There was my Santa still sitting down decked out in a suit of red with a large black belt and a red with white fur trimmed cap. He settled into an armless large white wooden chair, brushed off his red clad lap and tapped it for me to come forward. I nodded my refusal and turned to retreat. But, Santa had a treat for me. I heard a clatter behind me, so, I spun around to see what was the matter.“College gal, that’s my wooden paddle my chief elf made me back at Santa’s workshop. You, young lady. In the past I,ve worked building sites trudging through mud, pop concerts, fashion exhibitions, trade conferences, stamp and coin exhibitions, art galleries, tourist attractions and countless office blocks. I,ve worked with all sorts of nationalities and colours of people and got on well with most of them, survived the threat of the IRA and their London Bombing campaign and experienced all the fun and games of commuting in London and the frequent strikes on public transport usually the. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii!13. Men would inherit the menstrual cycle14. Men would come with software to be custom designed15. Men would come equipped with homing device for quick location by wife16. Men.