Just finishing up some yard work," I said as I wiped thesweat from my brow with my shirt. "Look, I need to congratulate you forgetting into college. ...I mean, I'll miss you, but that is too awesome ofan opportunity to squander. Seriously, we're going to see you on TV as apolitician or doctor or lawyer or something."The sincere gesture seemed to really mean a lot to her, and she came upand hugged me, sweat and all. "Sam, let's enjoy the rest of the summerfirst," she whispered into my ear.Over. .." But what?" But what you're asking for is incest, which from all your reading I'm sure you know is one of society's biggest taboos." Once again, I'm not worried about society. I want to give you what you want, what you need, Helen. You know I can."Her pulse quickened and she again blushed."Of that I have no doubt but..." Then stop denying yourself. Stop wasting time trying to save a marriage which should never have been." If your father and I hadn't married..." she smiled."Touché," he. What do you say to something like that?! I knew what she was offering and I wanted to tell her, “I’d love to smother myself in those double D’s.” But, I had to keep it unquestionably platonic. Kim has a very big mouth.So instead, I said, “Do you want me to get your husband.”She whined like a teenager, “Noooooo! he’ll just take me home and I want to PARTY!!!” snivel, snivel. I thought I’d better hunt him up fast. Kim weighs at least one-forty and she was wearing a very short dress. I didn’t. " My stomach flipped. Was he really going to...?"How about we meet there tomorrow night?" I'm going out with my boyfriend." What time do your parents go to bed?" Around eleven." Here's what you do: Leave the basement door unlocked and I'll be over when I get there." Tonight?" I asked desperately."I didn't say that," he said, "Might as well unlock it now. Be prepared and all that shit."I pulled my robe on, leaving it open I walked to the basement door. "Okay, okay... Listen," holding my phone to.