"He grabbed my head and forcefully placed my face back down on his cock. I was so scared at this point and did what Joe demanded. I used my tongue as ... spoon to scoop up his salty cum from his cock and balls back into my mouth. I swallowed before my tongue scooped up another load of cum. After swallowing the first few loads, I got used to the taste and I couldn't get enough of it. By the end, I treated his cock and balls like it was the best salty lollipop I ever had and swallowed as much cum. I told Champa…”dekh kuttiya, teri maa bhi teray jaisay choosti hai”. Champa was speechless standing there with my whiskey & water and her mother’s tea. I told her “aab to teri maa ko chai dena bekaar hai…ab to yeh mera muth peeyagi”..Saying that I slammed my cock down Shantibai’s throat and gave her a full load of my cum. She started gagging and choking. I let her go…cum dripping down her mouth..hair all disheveled, blouse torn, saree ripped apart. I order Champa to get down on her knees and. “Hang on, Cerrie, I’m juggling lunch here.” Eventually she managed to get sat down and turned her attention back to the phone. “Sorry ‘bout that. It’s a pain trying to find a seat in here.”“You should get yourself someone you can send out for lunch,” Cerys laughed.Allison was embarrassed by what she thought was an oblique allusion to Cerrie’s boyfriend but she let the suggestion go by without comment.“So, are you going to do this favour for me then?”Allison had thought about it overnight. In. ”Two blond men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do ... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”A blond man goes to the vet with his goldfish.“I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet.The vet takes a look and says, “It seems.