While my friend was at mine one day and we had some music on he asked where my porn mags were? I told him under the bed, he began pulling out one aft...r the other and flicking through them, getting himself horny and trying not to show it he sneakily rubbed his crotch sometimes letting out little sighs and grunts.While looking through the mags he looked at me and awkwardly mumbled i'm gonna have a wank, i thought he meant downstairs in the bathroom but no! He started to undo his jeans and pulled. As he bent over to retrieve them, at precisely the wrong instant, he inadvertently farted.The microphone amplified his mistake resoundingly through the room and reverberated it down the hall.He was quite embarrassed but somehow regained his composure just enough to deliver his paper. He ignored the resounding applause and raced out the stage door, never to be seen in his home town again.Decades later, when his elderly mother was ill, he returned to visit her. He reserved a hotel room under the. It was all well and good playing the sexy young woman,but sometimes others saw that in a different light - that you were fairgame. Malcolm resolved that when he got his manhood back he was going tostop letching at women.************************************************************************Jean and Alex had finished around the pool and were waiting for Julia tocome back from the trip to tell them all about it. It was early eveningand the poolside bar was nearly empty, the lads having already. तिच्या घश्यात दणके बसत राहीले. शेवटी मी थेट तिच्या घशातच झडलो. तिला ते बाहेरही टाकता आले नाही. तिने कीळस आल्यामुले डोळे घट्ट मिटले होते आणि कपळावर आठ्यांचे अगदी दाट जाळे पसरले. आता मी शांत पडून राहिलो होतो. तीही माझ्या कुशीत शांत उताणी पडली होती. काही वेळानेसमी उठलो आणि तिलाही उठवले.तिला एका भिंतिकडे तोंड करून उभे केले. एका हाताने तिची कंबर घट्ट पकडली आणि दुसर्या हाताने पाठीवर दाबुन तिला कमरेत वाकवले. वाकल्यामुळे तिचे नितंब आणखीच फुगीर झाले आणि कमरेचं वळण आणखीच वक्र झाले. मी तिच्या भरदार.