As her car drove off, the k**s all got ready for school, and Sidney helped me get situated back in my room. My mom was going to stop by, and help out ...uring the day while the k**s were at school. While I lay in bed watching some movie, I started thinking about how shitty my life has been lately. I had nothing but time on my hands to get stuck in my own thoughts. I thought that I had a pretty good life up until that accident. I was married to the love of my life, and had three wonderful k**s.. She was vocal, and LOUD! I finally crawled up her body and entered her flaming pie."OH! OH! OH SMOOTHBORE! She cried! And moaned and sobbed a little too.The next morning as were leaving, my neighbor came out to get the paper. We hadn't met yet, and he looked us up and down and said..."Hi, You must be Smoothbore". She turned BRIGHT RED from the blush. He later told me that we kept him awake for hours.A couple of months later, her birthday was coming up, and she wanted to have a "Kinky Night". ’ * * * It was 4:40 P.M., and Carl would be home at 6:00. They faced each under, comfortable between the satin sheets, holding each other’s hands. Looking into those green eyes, Todd barely noticed her imperfections. What an incredible woman, he thought. What an incredible story. ‘Not to sound full of myself, but it pleases me no end that you’ve only been with four other men in your life.’ Claire smiled, almost timidly, Todd thought. She had such incredible, mesmerizing green eyes. He thought. .. I mean penis."Mandy blushed again, but she was determined for her uncle to remember her as being adult about all this. "OK, so use your ... penis." That's the trouble" he moaned. "When I've had this much to drink it never works like it's supposed to. I can't get it hard when I've had this much to drink." He stood there, dejected. His eyes slid down to Mandy's chest. "Unless..." he faded off. "No! That would be wrong!" What?" asked his young niece."I can think of ONE way to get it stiff, but.