My friend, Jack Baker had invited over to spend the night, he had just recieved a new Atari Game system and his parents were a having a big party. The...e were alot of people there and they were loud and drunk. Jack and I and another friend Bill just stayed upstairs in Jack's room, out of site. It was getting late and the party was getting louder. I had to use the bathroom and went to Jack's parents room down the hall. They a bathroom in there and I thought it would offer a little better. She took my fingers into her mouth one at a time and I could feel her sucking and licking her pussy juices off of each of them in their turn. After she had finished with my fingers, she moved my palm over her mouth and licked it clean as well. If you don't know how arousing it is to have your fingers sucked and your palm licked, I recommend you to experience it for yourself.Without speaking a word, Mom got up off of the couch. She stood before me with her blouse open and her tits quivering in. Confucius Say.Man with broken condomOften called DaddyConfucius Say.Sex is same as bank account.You put it in, you take it out ... you lose interest.Confucius Say.Viagra just like Disneyland...One hour wait for 5 minute ride.Confucius Say.Much better to want the mate you do not haveThan to have the mate you do not want.Confucius Say.Joke is like sex.Neither any good if you don't get it.This one is compliments of HarryA very dapper older Italian gentleman comes in to Granny's Whorehouse, A very. "Hell just got hotter," He thought grimly. This was not a good beginning to an already promised excruciating Christmas holiday. Between his stern grandmother and his bossy cousin, he wouldn't get any breathing room in this stuffy house.Minutes later in the parlour, his parents debriefed his Grandmother on the terms of his stay. No TV.No going out or visitors. He was to be on lock down and copy his notes and study. His siblings looked at him in mixed sympathy in their new travel clothes.His.