There were a couple of minor music celebrities, notably rap singers, that weren't big names down under but there were two Hollywood stars, one of whom...was proudly Australian, who were in Australia to promote the sequel to their immensely popular first venture into Hollywood adult films. So it was no surprise when I walked into the dressing room for me to see Drew Barrymore and Hugh Jackman being made up. What did surprise me was seeing Deborra-Lee Furness, Hugh's wife of almost ten years, there. “You know Dad; never waste time agonizing. He hired a P.I. and within a week he knew that you were living with your lesbian lover, Brandi. So what are you doing back here now?”Suddenly the light came on in Janey’s eyes.“Son of a bitch! You’ve spent the $100 grand you made off with and you’ve maxed out your credit cards? Right? For what, maybe another $40 grand?”“$45,” came the whispered reply.“Damn, I hate that,” Janey said with a laugh.“What?”“Dad predicted that you’d be back, once you were. .This style of dress is not restricted to the summer months either, for instance today it is pouring rain and very, very cold outside and we are all going out shopping and EVERY female nipple in my company is solid due mainly to the cold but also due to the fact that I had really twisted and pulled EVERY nipple as hard as I could when we were leaving the house on our way out to our Chevy day van/bus.The twins were really wet at the tops of their thighs as they had just been to the toilet and. And to earn your votes, so I guess that's two purposes." There was some polite laughter, which was probably more than the joke deserved."I'm your host Junior Arnold!" There was some scattered applause.A girl about my age was watching the stage next to me. She was wearing a spangled midriff blouse and short, very short, skirt. I guessed she was one of the performers. "Whose the guy?" I asked.She shrugged. "I don't live here. I think he's some local radio guy." Now our talent show is a little.