Everything is going tobe okay. Oh, Honey. I'm so sorry. I was afraid this was going tohappen."What was my mom talking about? What happened? I aske... her, "Didsomething bad happen during the surgery that you're not telling me aboutit?"Mom pulled away from me and sat up in her chair. "You mean you're notupset about being an older woman? You're okay with it?"I laughed and said, "Well, yeah. I'm not crying because I'm sad. I'mcrying because I'm happy. Don't you get it Mom? I'm just like. ..apparently!!! My own cock twitched immediately in anticipation, knowing that it, too, might see some action the following day!! I told him that I would be around at three the following day and would set everything up!Well, three o'clock could not come sooner, and I was there, on the dot, and you both greeted me at the door. But, this time, you only had on a long see-thru robe that hid none of your womanly charms.........and a big smile, accentuated by glistening lips that you had just wetted!. Am I wrong?”She smiled with downturn lips. “ I’m a grieving Widow Ed! But your right I do like you. I also like this lovely tune being played; can we dance Ed?”Ed rose and took her sedately onto the floor where they began smooching to the slow melody. Ed murmured in her ear, “Okay Mrs Windsor give me a break, what do your friends call you?”“It’s Valerie; or Val if you prefer.” she said without enthusiasm.“Valerie! Well that’s just fine! So ... let’s dance on.” whispered Ed with. After a while, a hand went up in the back of thebar.A woman timidly spoke up."I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me onthe head with the beer bottle."# 2A small white guy goes into an elevator, when hegetsin he notices a huge black dude standing next tohim.The big black dude looks down upon the smallwhiteguy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inchdick,3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, TurnerBrown"The small white guy faints!!The big black dude picks up the small white.