I'll let you into a secret. Lynn was just eighteen when we moved in next door to her and her mother - and her father, who was alive, then. She used to...babysit for us. One night the wife and I came home, pretty wrecked, from a party, and I had to put Maria to bed before I paid Lynn off. When I came downstairs, Lynn was waiting, with her coat on, to get paid. As I was getting her money out, I noticed something white on the carpet, half-hidden under a chair, and I picked it up.It was a pair of. Afterwards there will be time for a few questions. Thank you.” She stepped back and motioned for the Chief to take her place.Chief Crowley stepped up to the podium and laid some papers out, and then put on his reading glasses. He hated wearing them and it was a common joke around the station. Then he looked up at the cameras and said, “Thank you. My name is Michael Crowley, and I am the Chief of Police for the Matucket Police Department. I am here to briefly describe the events leading up to. Let's start."For the next thirty minutes, Ling led them through the moves of Tai Chi. The exercise was performed with slow controlled movements. With soft comments, she corrected their mistakes. There were remarkably few mistakes. The Armstrongs had learned their lessons well and Ling was pleased.When they finished, Ling said, "Very good. I hope you continue to practice after I leave today."In a very serious tone of voice, William said, "As soon as you go, we're going to buy a dozen bags of. I did a quick wipe, one Sheryl Crow would have been happy with, then pulled out a bottle of Fleet enema I had stored under the sink. That's something else most men won't confront unless it's just to reach in and snag a spare roll of toilet paper when they're desperate.I used the enema, flushed the toilet and made sure the 1.6 liters of water did their job, then jumped in the shower to finish the cleanup. When I opened the shower door, Jack was taking his turn on the toilet."You sure you're OK?".