" My good buddy, Ricky interrupted.As I was saying, before someone ran over me wearing track spikes and messed up my train of thought..."TRAIN? You id...ot ... your train of thought is a leaky old switch engine, coal car and a caboose."You did it again!"What?"Derailed me."What does a racing bike gear changer have to do with your sister of the 32 C's, blond hair, pierced brain and shaved pussy?"AAARRRGGGHH!"What?"When did she get 32C's?"Damned if I know, you brought it up!"Didn't."Did. Read back. Paul got him motivated to follow my study plan for the major book report on Moby Dick by telling him Paul would get him a date with any girl in school for the Homecoming dance if he got an A on the report. Richard Richards, aka Whale, turned in an A paper three days ago. He asked ME to go to the dance with him. I told him I had nothing to wear. He laughed and told me to come as I am he liked the outfit."The three girls were still laughing when Justin Thyme and John Jakes walked in. John drew an. "That's necessary for any dancer. I will call the contractor tomorrow morning". That was such a special day in my life, as I have mentioned before, and a pivotal one too. Although I put on a sweater over my tee to stave off the chill of a New England late summer evening, I never took off my tights and ballet slippers the rest of that day until I went to bed. The next day I endured comments from my classmates, but it didn't seem to bother me. Inside I felt like ballet was all that I ever. .and also with others who weren't," I replied with a sly smile onmy face.They both had looks of horror on their faces."Who... are... they?" Dad demanded."None of your business," I replied. "But some of them are your neighborsand I didn't have to seek them out...they came after me."Dad began to stand up and I shook my finger at him."Don't ask questions for answers you don't want," I exclaimed. "Somethings are best kept secret. And I know many things Dad, many secrets,dark secrets, that you don't.