As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.-Phyllis DillerHousework can't kill you, but why take a chance?-Phyllis DillerCleaning your house while you... kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.-Phyllis DillerThe reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.-Phyllis DillerBest way to get rid of kitchen odours: Eat out.-Phyllis DillerA bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.-Phyllis. When she came to the end of her outburst, Jesse stood stone still for a moment before throwing back his head and laughing loudly. ‘You, lady, have truly been set up. Aunt Mimi’s mortgage is owned by my uncle, her son. She doesn’t even make payments. My dear Aunt Wilma seems to have just wanted to get one over on you. I’m sure that letter has no more than the usual small town gossip in it. What did you do to tick my aunt off?’ Cassidy wasn’t impressed that the man didn’t seem to realize that. He walked in followed by a slim and fit Major, who was introduced as Major Robert Long. It was obvious he was full of curiosity at being invited to attend a sit down meeting with a US Marshal and two civilians, but he held his tongue and simply looked at the Colonel in expectation.The Colonel gave a brief explanation about our claim we might be able to help him with the adobe problem; and if not, then we could help provide the stone they were looking for. The Major turned to me expectantly.The. Let me explain.You see, my wife, Cathy, is rather good looking. Five foot, six inches, 125 lbs., kind of brown/blonde hair, longish. Her breasts aren’t too large, but nicely shaped with pert, extremely sensitive nipples. Her waist is slim (even after two k**s), her legs pretty and shapely.Why hypnotism, you ask? Simple. She could be far more sexual. What I mean is that on rare occasions, she can become really turned on. She will caress herself, play with her breasts, tickle and pinch her.