He was sitting at a stool. "I thought I would come in as it is getting cold". I said, "yep, good idea". I put a beer in his hand and leant forward so ...e could see the top of my boobs. His eyes were all over my boobs. After that beer I was getting that horny feeling again. I tried to ignore it but once it starts I cannot stop it. It turns me into a slut. I put my beer down and stood up. I looked him in the eye and took my dungarees off and they dropped to the floor. I was in a shirt and a black. A man dies ‘in the act’ after taking Viagra and rigor mortis has set into his private parts.The funeral director can’t get the coffin lid nailed on and has to discuss the alternatives with the man’s beautiful young widow. “I’m afraid that the only way to get the lid on is either to pay another $3,000 for an extra-large coffin or to amputate his member”.“Well I have no more money” states the widow “and it is against my religion for me to bury my husband in more than one piece”.The funeral. I'll show you skill.Arrian couldn't help the smile that tugged at the corner of his lips. Kyori was quickly becoming one of his favorite people. Sure he was more... straight forward, than Arrian... What the hell am I doing? Thinking of Kyori as a different person, He is ME!Jake was sitting near the crowd, waiting for the intermission to be over. When he happened to spot a group of women and girls.That is some high quality pussy there! He thought to himself.Time to work my world champion charm. " With my dumbstruck face saying "err..uhh..uhmm. yah in the laundry room should be more." As we are about to part ways, she winks at me and says "i left them in the bathroom for you."I walk upstairs and thought "left them in the bathroom for me?" Questions became answered as their they were, a white and red thong with the kiss mark on the front and a damp spot underneath. "Damp" actually an understatement, it actually looked like she had used these panties to play with herself and came all.