"My evil mind went into overtime."Wait! Just a second. Come on, get those slacks off and the... whatever you've got on underneath too. I'll throw them...in the washer. Surprisingly, he did."Now will you admit that you owe me something?" I asked gently."Well, yeah?" Get back on the couch Crotch," I said pushing him in the general direction.When we were both seated, I guided his mouth to my breast and took hold of his flaccid thingy and started to stroke it. We spent several contented minutes just. He wrapped his left arm over her naked shoulder. With his hand dangling down he possessively grabbed her left breast.Shelly looked up at him adoringly and giggled, “Tom, you’re so bad”. She put her own palm on top of the hand holding her breast, and gave it a squeeze.Looking at me, Shelly’s tone changed to slightly more serious, “Tom, I need to talk to Danny. I’ll call you later, ok baby?”Tom looked slightly down at her, smiled and graciously nodded. He then turned to face me once again, with. It was the guilt that came afterwards which tipped the scales in Dana's favor."This looks like a good one!" Holding up one of his mom's DVDs, the unlikely home invader said, "But I bet the lead actress' tits aren't as big as your mom's. I've heard she's got this incredibly large natural rack. Is that true?" Why would I know something like that?" Joseph protested."You'd have to be blind not to know if your mother's got big tits or not." The boy explained as he loaded the DVD into the player. He. “The main reason? It’s impractical. If I had, for example, joined the military, then I could have easily supported a wife and family pretty much right out of High School. The same goes for the guys I knew who became plumbers or carpenters, or went to work for the Sheriff’s department. But in my case, because it’s impractical, I’ve only taken baby steps in that direction, knowing it has to be a few years off.”“What about college?”“Not everyone needs to go to college,” I replied. “There’s nothing.