Unfortunately for Bobby, that left his penis pointing right at his face.His wife warned him, "If you pop your cork, it will cost you dearly.I'm thinki...g a full month. How does that sound, Kate?" It's hardly enough," she offered. "I mean, finishing withoutpermission is a big no-no. If he does that, I'd say it costs him morelike... three months. And that's on top of the two weeks he alreadycost himself."Bobby looked desperate. Sara began moving the head of the vibrator fromone erogenous zone. Why do people make comments like that?” He smiled before answering. Elaine wondered if she’d asked the right question. Or at least a good one to get the ball rolling. “I’d say because it’s an exaggeration, and therein lies the humour. It’s like saying I’m going to get fit by running around the world. It’s funny. Not hilarious, but it’s enough to make people smile.” “Okay, I get it.” Hesitating with her fingers over the keys, Elaine tried to frame her next question, the one she was. “Thanks Mom.”“Let’s celebrate,” said Jessy and ordered a bottle of champagne.The champagne flowed and after dinner we went to the pool bar where a band was playing. I danced with my mother and when she slid her thigh between my legs my cock woke up. Leaning in she whispered in my ear, “honey, I can feel you inherited your father’s cock size. Have you been using it?”“Sure, and I love sex.”“Good, have you taken care of Jessy? I know she loves a big hard cock in her.”“Since I was sixteen, Mom,. " He turned the key.I shook the bag at him. "Is this a bribe?" No! It's a gift. If you want to see other people--" I'm not dating anyone else." Neither am I. I haven't wanted to since we met."I relished his adorable nervousness. "I would like Corn Flakes and organic milk," I informed my new boyfriend. "You don't have any in your refrigerator. What would make my apartment feel like your home?" Can I bring over my shaving stuff this week?" Yeah." I ran my thumb across his stubbly cheek. "I, your.