I bought a bag of the long, slender kind of balloon and filled one to about the size I wanted, and then put it in the freezer. When I checked it the n...xt day, I found to my surprise that it had gotten bigger. Of course! Ice expands as it forms! After a few more experiments, I found the proper amount to fill the balloon to produce the dimensions I wanted. I called my new toy the "Cocksicle" and made several of them.I began to play with these toys on a regular basis. The stinging shock of sliding. Signed: General Hambright.The coffee went cold.This could not be happening.The next message Atkins handed me did not help my belief any.To: All base commanders, at home and abroad.1) This is for release to every member of the United States military, from the lowest recruits to the highest ranks.2) You are ordered to make sure a hard copy of this message reaches each person.3) Colt is expelled from the Marine Corps.4) Any base supporting Colt is not to be protected by the United States. I felt this guy was the one, until a guy from school began to talk to me, and showed me that he was interested in me. He was Al. He was 6 feet tall, dark, muscular and an athletic guy. He played football, basketball and a part of track and field. He was the kind of guy who would hug 'playfully' with other girls even if he had a girlfriend. Anyway, one day... he begged for me to go with him to the park nearby the school and to talk. That's when it happened. He took me there not to talk, but to. What was his name? Tommy? No. Bobby? No. Danny!" Faith exclaimed. "It was Danny! I thought he was trying to kill me and man did I give him a pounding." That's not what I mean Faith," Buffy tried to cut her off."Do testicles grow back? I mean if someone were to, say, yank them off?"Buffy simply shook her head, "No." Oh. No? Then I really do owe Danny a card or something. Oh well." Are you finished walking down memory lane of all the guys you've maimed? I'm being serious. We just had sex with a.