Today was like any other Sunday and I told my parents that I was going to sit up in the balcony with some girlfriends and that I would come back down ...fter the services were over that morning. What I DIDN'T tell them was that I was going to play "hooky" from church and was going to meet that same alter boy in the youth services building which was empty during mass.His name was Kyle and we went into a small room where the church kept mops, brooms, etc. We started making out and he was feeling me. That’s not how I’m thinking anymore I’m Cole Fucking Harrison, fuck boy extraordinaire. As of this moment there's no girl on this campus I can’t get. “Damn man can’t wait to meet her then.” I say “Yeah man you’ll know her when you see-” He says when his phone starts ringing. “Hold up its my dad.” He says answering the phone “Yo pops what’s up? Yeah, I’ll be down in a second, I was just talking to my roommate.” he says hanging up the phone. “I got to go let my dad in, he can’t find the room.”. Staying inside and braving it out had to be the best choice.I made sure I was well clear of the window then closed my eyes tightshut and visualized the woman from the painting that Ricky had becomebefore, not feeling comfortable at all about turning into the blokeagain. I imagined being a rich housewife and told myself how great itwould be and then tried to pick out physical qualities about her that Iadmired. Which was easier said than done. She was chubby and twentyyears older than I was. And. ”My girlfriend told me last Christmas she wanted something surprising and sexy. Turned out she didn’t mean rape.It has been reported that due to the negative impact the slow recovery has had on economies all over the world, this Christmas, Santa Claus will have only two “Ho’s” not three as is the custom.Additionally, it was reported, that if the recovery continues at its current slow rate, in 2018 Santa might have to do with only one, Ho.I asked the wife what she wants for Christmas this year.