As I was waiting, I couldn’t help but to get a hard on thinking of our conversation yesterday. She never showed up. I knew she had to be at work at ..., so I didn’t call. I sent her a message asking what happened. Just after noon, I got a reply from her saying that she was there, but there was no answer. She also said she showed up earlier than what we agreed on and that maybe it was her subconscious with a stuck out tongue smiley. A few minutes later the phone rang and it was her. She apologized. “You know, Shika? I wasn’t expecting this to be so enjoyable. How much do you charge for this stuff?” “For you, free for life.”Hinata’s jaw fell open, causing her joint to nearly drop out of her mouth. A lifetime of pot for free, this was indeed a good deal. A little too good.“This can’t come without any strings attached. What’s the catch? What do you want in return?”Shikamaru leaned back folding his arms behind his head, smiling and clenching his joint in his teeth.“Alright, you got me. There. He sent them to my wife, who was shocked looking at them. I was in disbelief based on her emojis that she sent back to him.But so was I looking at his size. But what bothered me the most was that my wife looked at someone else’s dick other than mine, which was an average of 5 inches.Then there was another pit in my stomach to what I saw next. Anu sent him a picture of her boobs. Luckily, she didn’t capture her face, which could’ve been used to ruin her reputation and career.Now I was reading. Slowly, I removed my briefs, keeping my arms in front of me in a desperate attempt to cover my private parts as I reached down to pick up the basque.Having never worn lingerie before, I stumbled to find a way to put it on, stepping clumsily into it and sliding it up over my legs. The faux leather stretched around my waist fairly easily, allowing me to pull it up tightly up over my chest. When it was finally on, albeit not particularly well, I stood still, waiting anxiously.She began to laugh.