’All the time he was talking, I was just staring at him with my mouth open, thinking I would love to jump your bones. I felt him shake my shoulders,...‘Um, um, sorry what did you say?’Then I realized he was the person who wet me through. ‘Just look at me, I’m pissed wet through.’‘Yes, so I can see. But are you ok?’ he asked again with a chuckle to his voice and a sparkle in his eye.‘It’s not funny, I have to travel home like this now, thanks to you.’ Looking him in the eyes as I spoke. My legs. I want to tell you what I loved, and to thank you for the gift you gave... to me, and to Ted.I loved how easily you went into the bedroom with him, without me. I loved hearing you talk, and giggle, and discuss how I'd react when you threw your clothing out the door -- and how you picked up your bra and tossed it further, to be sure I could see. I thought of him seeing you, my wife, when you would not allow that to me. You looked so happy to be walking to the bedroom with him -- my wife, and. Keith pulled into our drive and parked, got out and came around to the passenger side."Come on Burt, let's get you into the house."I was so fucked up that I had to lean on him as we stumbled to the front door. He tried the knob and found that the door was locked."Give me your keys Burt" he said and when I looked at him dumbly he said, "Don't tell me, let me guess. Your house key is on the ring with your car keys and they are back at the bar. Shit! I guess we will just have to wake up your. "I bet you do hun. I didn't know what time you would be back so I ordered Chinese if that's okay" Lovely Bern, I hope you ordered the whole menu. I need a lot to replace the calories I burnt up today"Twisting the chow mein around the pork ball on her fork, she barely chews before swallowing. Each mouthful makes her stomach growl for more. Looking over, she notices that Bern was just moving her omelette around the plate. She knew there were more questions she wanted to ask her. Resting her fork.