I don’t know . . . sort of sexy-good and sort of sore, all at the same time.”“That’s because I’m trying to push my sperm through your cervix...with my fingertip. I’m trying to push your cervix a little bit open so that more of my sperm can get through and find your egg. After all, you are ovulating today, right?”“Oh yes, I’m ovulating! I’m scared that you’re pushing my cervix open. I can feel it!”“Yes, your cervix feels like it’s a bit open now. I think your cervix normally opens up a bit around. Mom wasn't with my father very long after she found out that he was a hopeless alcoholic, and even though she tried to be nice about it, she told me once that it was a wonder he wasn't the cause of the crash that killed him. Our parents are what they are, we can't change them." So what are your plans for the day?" Our threshold choir will be singing at the Corazon Retirement Home tomorrow. Several of the residents have asked us for our consideration, and that'll take us the better part of the. ”“Uhm, you guys need to change?” Joe asked after a pause.“No,” they said in various ways.“So maybe you can wait for us downstairs?”“It’ll be a few minutes,” Joanne warned them. “Joe needs to pack and move his stuff to our room.”“Oh,” said Eddie, being struck once again by the change in their relationship.“You okay?” Joe asked him.“He’s good,” Cheryl grinned, embracing him and kissing him.“The boss says I’m good,” he grinned.“Good to hear,” Joe chuckled.As they began to leave, Joanne called out,. "My penis does not fit too well in a pair of panties." Your peni ... what?"He looked at my crotch."What the hell? You are a boy?"Fuck."Fuck, no," I practically shouted. "I'm not a boy, you fuck."I lifted my penis so he could see."I'm a hermaphrodite."You know? I'm getting really fucking tired of explaining this shit."So," I said, "she didn't tell you."I didn't wait for a response. His shock was complete. Maybe it wasn't all his fault."Take this towel and have a seat," he said, going to the.