"You know he'd be the one to conduct the ceremony as he'sdone with all our family, and also assist with your conversion." My what?" said Mike, slightl... startled."Just play along. You know how my mother is," whispered Stuart in hisear before giving him a soft kiss and then rubbing his leg. "Yourconversion to the Jewish faith for our wedding! Rabbi Levine will helpus with that so we can get married in our temple." Oh, yes of course. How wonderful to meet you Rabbi," Mike noddied atStuart. "I'm so. The barmaid, an attractive but hard-looking womanin her forties walked up to me."What will it be, sir?"Sir! She was calling me sir! I thought of the manliest thing I couldthink of--although I wasn't much of a drinker."Give me a nip," I frowned, she looked confused, so did I, "sorry, shotof your strongest whiskey straight up," I said in my new, foreignaccent. She frowned at my ambiguous order. "Luv," I added which seemedto perk her up.As she got my drink ready I pondered where my accent was. Melody whooped “Goody,” but Regina floored him with her next comment.“You should use that trick on Betty-Lou. She’s been the grieving widow long enough and she needs a man. Besides, I’ll bet you ten dollars no one has ever done that to her.”Tommy sputtered trying to formulate a reply, but Regina laughed and slugged him on the arm.“Don’t even try to act as if that idea had never crossed your mind, Tommy Bledsoe. I am not blind, you know.”Tommy had the girls home a few minutes before their nine. Time went by and I became a regular with john and his mom. One day, when I visited John’s home without informing him in advance, I was about to ring his doorbell and I heard some noise, first I thought it must be coming from his basement, but then I realized it was coming from his own house so I got in and thought he must have brought some girl and he was fucking her but when I peeked through his room, I was really stunned to see John fucking his own mother, she was in doggy position and he was.