”Dr Austin: “Certainly, I discovered the effluent from the aforementioned industrial site contained 50,000 organisms per litre of discharge, when ...he World Health Organisation rates the maximum safe level (for natural disposal) is two hundred and fifty organisms per litre.”Judge: “Excuse me, Dr. Austin, but what would I have if I got 50,000 orgasms?”Dr Austin: “Wobbly knees, your Honour!”After order was restored to the court:Judge: “I think I’m going to have to hold you in contempt, Dr. Main bahut zor zor se chilla rahi thi or aaaaahhhhhhh oooooohhhhhh ki awaazein nikaal rahi thi. Vo bhi gaaliyaa de de k chod raha tha mujhko. Jab main chud rahi thi tab maine dekha k kuch pados k ladke mujhe dekh k mutth maar rahe hain or phir main or zor se cheekhne lagi.Mere bete ne uske baad mujhko uske upar bitha liya or kamar pakad k ek hi jhatke me gaand me lund ghusa diya. Meri to jaan hi nikal gayi or bahut zor se cheekh padi main. Hum logo ki chudaai tab tak chali jab tak hum dono. Our lubricating juices are dripping down my thighs in rivulets. I know that my carpet will be forever marked by our lovemaking. It will stand witness to my infidelity. But I could care less. This was the best sex of my life. I was completely his now and forever. I will willingly give my body to him any time and any place. Shit, how can I ever explain how good the orgasms were? No one will believe me lest of all my husband.I had given myself over to the debauchery willingly and I wanted more. In. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.Moral to this story :.