”One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there lo...king around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said. “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He called me a show-off.When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge. And saved them to his phone!?“I honestly didn’t anticipate you finding them.” That was a true statement, although the thought had crossed my mind that he would find them. My penis continued to pulse in my pants. My hot wife was fully exposed to her dad. He now knew what I had done, but she certainly didn’t.“Does she know?”Damn. It's like he’s reading my mind. “No. I mean, obviously she willingly poses for the pictures, but she has no idea I’ve shared them or that literally hundreds of thousands. We went to the Pub, and we both ordered Captain and Coke, and the waitress brought them to us. Ry looked at me and said "Is Tadd blackmailing you?"I said "What".She went on to ask, why he wanted to control me.I was still not sure what she meant.She said she saw he had me branded, and thought it was horrible he would do that.I laughed; I had to tell her it was not permanent, and that he did it on his birthday. I had to tell her how he had asked me to try the bare style, and how I had wrapped up. Nazar uthti aur uske mammon ko dekhti hi thi ki phir use chupati. Isi khicha taani mein ya to ghabra kar bhag jaati ya main hi nazar jhuka leta ki kahin chali na jaye. Ek baar maina kaha, “Sajni, main yahan aata hoon lekin tum baat hi nahin karti, bus chali jaati ho.” Kehti, “Thik hai jeejaji, baat karungi.” Is tarah, kaafi din beet gaye, aur man hi man main sochta rehta, kab mauka mile aur mein ise apni bahon mein loon, chumoo, dabaaon, choosoon aur chodun. Chodunga to kas kas kar maza le le.