When old people crap in their pants, it “Depends” on who’s in the will!Glad I got that straightened out so you can rest your mind.The old man pl...ced an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink.He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup. OFFICE WITH A VIEWWhen Colin arrived back from his golf game later that morning Susan was anxious to leave. Even though she had truly enjoyed their honeymoon and felt very close to Colin, there had been just too much of everything since the wedding. There were two troublesome thoughts that she had just as soon disappear.First, there was that recurring, nagging if not erotic question about something going on in her life of which she was unaware. Second, the intensive and exhilarating sensation. The tram lines so typicalof a caning showed up perfectly through the second skin. Sara was writhing andbucking to the limit her bonds would allow her and not only to try and reducethe fierce stinging pain. She also wanted to reach an impossible climax butcouldn?t get there and cried in frustration.?Twenty! Bloody hell! Shit and bollocks! Sod the lot of you! My arsehurts! Let me go, you bastards!?Sara grew angry and bold in her intense disappointment. She had aterrible itch that she couldn?t. Leading the way I opened the door to the lounge. Just before she entered I kissed her gently on the forehead and whispered. “Haappy birthday and anniversary, darling.” Then passed her into the room.She gasped. Six naked guys stood there.“Here she is guys,” I said. “Use her and abuse her well. She is a fucking slag. I will be back in twelve hours. I do not want her un-filled or un-fulfilled.”Dawn turned to me and I smiled.“Enjoy” I said and left.The rest of the story I got from the.