‘Um…’ I said as I started blinking and adjusting my eyes to the light,’What time is it Rialz?’ I continued asking her. ‘I don’t know, bu... stop calling me Rialz!’ Riley demanded. ‘Okay! God! Oh well, I can’t wait for the Britney Spears concert tonight!’ I screeched. ‘I know, I can’t wait to meet her!’ Riley said excited. ‘Do you want to know one of my bisexual fantasies about Britney?’ I asked Riley getting giggly. ‘Sure!’ Riley giggled. ‘I want to Kiss Britney Spears on the lips!’ I said. We talked about Chet many times. Darlene guessed he must be in his forties. She has always been attracted to older men. Maybe because of her Daddy or something. Yep. Darlene talks to me like I’m a little boy sometimes. Steven! Did you wipe your shoes off when you came into the house? Eat all your food Steven. Starving children around the world would love to have what you have on your dinner plate. Than there is the brush your teeth before you go to bed routine. It goes on and on but I love. A one off. Feeling lonely. Yadda-yadda-yadda.She'd heard it all before, and too many times. Here I am in New York, never been to New York, had to get a girl. Well, any guy would understand that. Any guy would do the same thing. Same sad, pathetic, lying toerag yadda-yadda-yadda. The only difference between this guy and a hundred others was that he was her first Brit, but that was a big "so what?" He, though, seemed to be pretty excited about fucking his first American.One problem - he had a. Bored?" God, that's a mild understatement. I have another hour before starting dinner." Well, You might want to make it a bit earlier today. Daddy will just blow in and blow right back out." Why?" It's game night. That means Mike needs to be at the field around 5. Daddy is the umpire for the other game. He won't be able to watch Mike's game. He hates it when that happens." So what should I do about dinner?" Cook for about 4:30 and have most of us eat. Daddy will just have a sandwich before the.