"Hey, dad," the younger man said."Why don't you go surprise your girl and take her to a movie," the bulky-chested lawyer suggested."I would, but no mo...ey," lamented the part-time auto parts store worker."Here, Xavier," Hank said pulling out sixty bucks.Xavier King leapt to his feet and threw on his white and light blue Nike Zoom Ascention basketball sneakers. He had showered earlier so he put on a Kansas City Royals fitted baseball cap and headed out of the house. He started the silver 2003.. It was like the rest of the apartment: out of this world.It was an hour later, close to 10:30 when the cab dropped me off at the restaurant where I had left my car. I felt very strange but good. I sat in my car for a few minutes and thought about the evening. I wondered at my lack of guilt. I had cheated on Sunny with full knowledge of what I was doing. I felt no guilt and no shame about what I had done. I had fucked a beautiful woman in her apartment and I felt good about it. I started the car. “Agghhhhhhh!” Ted screamed again.Tommy reached for the fire door lever to open ‘em up so as he could see. The lever was jammed but ith the open position. He coldn’t understand it so he grabbed the water gauge lamp.“Arrrgghhhh!” screamed Ted.Tommy shone the light. There were Ted wi his ass speared by the knob on the firebox door lever and all the skin burned off of his bum. Tommy felt sick and wanted to laugh at the same time.“I go to signal box for rule 55!” he offered and he jumped down. " Because of course YOU knew," Krystie says, anger creeping into hervoice. "Do... Do you have, have a- do you have a penis?" Now cryingopenly, I nod again. I look up at my friend, but she is simply satthere, shaking her head in a state of shock."I- I can't believe this," Krystie says quietly. "This can't be real.We've- we've been friends for years, and you've been lying to me allthis time?" I take a moment to compose myself before answering the womanI feel I betrayed."I never meant to lie to.