10bje kunal aaya gharpe pespi ki bottle lekar ….Mene pucha kunal yeh pespi ki bottle kyu?? Tab kunal ne bola tu ruk aur dekhta ja…Hum thodi der ba...te aur fir kunal ne pespi ki bottle kholi aur teen glass mei daal dia jismei se ek glass jo usne mom ke lie banayi usmei usne 3 sex chadne ki goliya mila di aur mje kaha jaa teri mom ko dekhar aaja…Mei darte darte gaya aur mom ko glass di aur bola ki mom mere friend ne yeh pespi layi hai so aap bhi pilo mom ne vo pespi pii li aur mei glass lekar unke. Just my luck, I suppose..."You nod, appreciating the irony. The ship's resident 20th century scholar was, you found out later, disappointingly absent from your arrival on the ship. You, certifiably born in the 20th century, made your rather...unique entrance onto Voyager just hours after he left."So, you gotta tell me," he says. "I mean, I've been briefed, but I want to hear it from YOU."You smile, appreciating his attention, feeling somehow a kinship in an otherwise foreign environment. "Well,. It's a free story after all!So on with the story which is written in British-English by a dyslexicwriter with mental health problems: need I say more?=======================================Because I Can.by Writer345©Remembering...... "Brenda?"... "Yes, Mistress?"... "What do you remember about your past, Brenda?"... "Its all hazy, Mistress. It's something I don't like to thinkabout."... "Why not, Brenda?"... "Thinking is not nice, Mistress, thinking makes me feeluncomfortable and I get. So I got it down. I was looking for plates. But I couldn’t find any in the kitchen. So I was searching here and there. I came to the dinning cum hall and didn’t find any on the table either. So I was looking for her. I went to her bedroom not realizing that the bathroom is attached to the bedroom and as soon as you enter the room, you could see everything inside the bathroom if the bathroom door is open.I opened the bedroom door and straight away faced her sitting in the commode peeing. Her.